Paris Hilton goin down for 45 days

#3
'Come here and suck mummy's cock' etc etc
 

the_boy_syrup

LE
Book Reviewer
#4
From the report

Her mother, Kathy, laughed when the demand for a custodial sentence was made during the prosecution's closing argument and asked Judge Michael Sauer for his autograph.

Do you think she was resplendent in pink trackie,hoop earings, five rings on each hand and the sexy aroma of 20 lambert and butler?

I hope she gets knocked to **** in their and every shitty job going can't they transfer her to that mental sheriff's place in Arizona?

Mind now I suppose we will be swamped with tears on Opera and ''Paris my hell in jail'' stories for evermore

Cunts all of em


Edited for early morning spelling
 
#6
I worry about who gets to look after the dog:
 
#7
alib said:
I worry about who gets to look after the dog:
Probably the same person holding it as thats not Paris Hilton but the other idiot Britney Spears! :?
 
#12
Gun_Brickie said:
Just a shame that she wasn't sentenced for her "singing" career. Now that's a crime.
She'll be singing a little higher by the time she gets out, hopefully she takes in plenty of KY jelly. :twisted:
 
#14
chocolate_frog said:
ABrighter2006 wrote
next best thing to rehab
Aren't American jails awash with crack, smack and meth?
Ive also heard that the inmates can also get hold of it when the guards are stoned. :twisted:
 
#15
WRT MSR.

In the old days you could buy your prison cell. The richer prisoners often dining with the governer, whilst the plebs were in the celler.

I say bring it back, make the prisoners pay for what they get. Food and accomodation charged as needed.
 
#17
do_1 said:
CH512O said:
alib said:
I worry about who gets to look after the dog:
Probably the same person holding it as thats not Paris Hilton but the other idiot Britney Spears! :?
PMSL quality !
I've just been informed by my very sad, media junky missus that Britney and Paris are good mates and that may indeed be Paris' dog! Dog? It looks more like an undernourished turd....ooh, in that case, given that they say that owners look like their dogs it must be Paris' mutt!
 

Cutaway

LE
Kit Reviewer
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