Paris H scratch and ?

#1
Rough as a blind cobbler's thumb nail? who agrees? 8O

She has the face of a camel, the body of a Brazilian ladyboy and the morals of a NAAFI tart, 8O

Wait ..............Perhaps she is not that bad after all, 8O :p but I will wait until the medication kicks in and she stops scratching
 

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#3
i have seen "one night in Paris" , worth a hump :D
 
#6
Those pox sores don't half itch
 
#7
It's pretty much how you suspected it was.



Like the proverbial horse's collar.
 
#9
Picky bleeding squaddies...........whats up with you lot?

She would certainly get some combats skills instruction with my pork sword if I ever got the opportunity.

You lot have turned into poofs.
 

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#10
fcuk it any holes a goal, whats wrong with you lot?
 
#14
Fiji_Bob said:
Rough as a blind cobbler's thumb nail? who agrees? 8O

She has the face of a camel, the body of a Brazilian ladyboy and the morals of a NAAFI tart, 8O

Wait ..............Perhaps she is not that bad after all, 8O :p but I will wait until the medication kicks in and she stops scratching
She might be a have the face of a camel,but hey,theres a new invention!It's called a lightswitch! :lol:

Paper bag......

Plank of wood & 10 foot of rope......


Bungee cord.....
 
#15
It seems you can have a sniff if you like 8O

"Parlux Fragrances (who have made fragrances for Guess, Perry Ellis, XOXO) announced that they would be releasing a fragrance line created by Hilton. The perfume would be aptly named "Paris Hilton". The scent was described as "a brilliant flirtatious charm, this head-turning fragrance can be dressed up or down for both day and evening wear."

Is this PR speak for smells like week-old rotting mackrel? 8O

Still fancy a go?

What HM forces unit would be best suited to have Paris as a pin up?

My vote is Household Cav. as they are used to mucking out old mares :p
 

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#17
I hereby volunteer as duty topiarist.
 
#20
For such a skinny bird, that's quite a clabby snatch. Even in that position her giblets are hanging out!
 

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