Paris H scratch and ?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Fiji_Bob, Jan 1, 2006.

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  1. Rough as a blind cobbler's thumb nail? who agrees? 8O

    She has the face of a camel, the body of a Brazilian ladyboy and the morals of a NAAFI tart, 8O

    Wait ..............Perhaps she is not that bad after all, 8O :p but I will wait until the medication kicks in and she stops scratching

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  2. She is so classy. I have always said she was a rancid vomit... But for that much money i'd lick her hand after that.
  3. i have seen "one night in Paris" , worth a hump :D
  4. Yeah, I'd like to fcuk her too........ with a saw-backed bayonet! :D
  5. yep, i'd pump her (full of lead from a sawn off shotgun).
  6. Those pox sores don't half itch
  7. It's pretty much how you suspected it was.


    Like the proverbial horse's collar.
  8. Thats a Fcukin rancid mot... Fcuking Gipper!
  9. Picky bleeding squaddies...........whats up with you lot?

    She would certainly get some combats skills instruction with my pork sword if I ever got the opportunity.

    You lot have turned into poofs.
  10. fcuk it any holes a goal, whats wrong with you lot?
  11. You would say that seeing as u do dodgy gay porn wearing ur head dress!!!
  12. And what's wrong with wearing head-dress while shagging?

    Jesus, next you'll be telling me that it's weird to wear your S10 and NBC gloves in the bedroom.
  13. Nono go in the gallery then find what i mean...
  14. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    She might be a have the face of a camel,but hey,theres a new invention!It's called a lightswitch! :lol:

    Paper bag......

    Plank of wood & 10 foot of rope......

    Bungee cord.....
  15. It seems you can have a sniff if you like 8O

    "Parlux Fragrances (who have made fragrances for Guess, Perry Ellis, XOXO) announced that they would be releasing a fragrance line created by Hilton. The perfume would be aptly named "Paris Hilton". The scent was described as "a brilliant flirtatious charm, this head-turning fragrance can be dressed up or down for both day and evening wear."

    Is this PR speak for smells like week-old rotting mackrel? 8O

    Still fancy a go?

    What HM forces unit would be best suited to have Paris as a pin up?

    My vote is Household Cav. as they are used to mucking out old mares :p

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