Parents shocked as priest shows pornographic image

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  1. A bit of re-training and he'll be cured.
     
  2. I'm sure there's a perfectly innocent explanation..........

    Why peado? steaming bum bandit certainly but the material wasn't of kids it seems
     

  3. I thought all priests were peado`s?
     
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  4. I heard about this last week. Considering it was in County Tyrone, I'm amazed it wasn't cattle rather than naked men.
     
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  5. You're thinking of ACF Adult Instructors.

    The kiddy-fiddling Civilians.
     
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  6. CplFoodspoiler

    CplFoodspoiler War Hero Book Reviewer

    Situation normal then. No doubt he was downloading for 'research' and got no pleasure those images whatsoever. I would never do anything like that, oh no, not me. Well, not GAY or kiddie porn, but extensive 'research done in other areas.
     
  7. I didn't know you were a Torchwood fan Father McVeigh.
     
  8. WUHHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Disapears in a flash and a dense purple cloud of Mong scented incense!)
     
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  9. Don't panic, he can just confess to another kiddy-diddler - sorry, Priest - say a few Hail Mary's and he'll be absolved of all sin and clean and innocent as a new born lamb.

    The cunt.
     
  10. He'd been beating the bishop.

    A re-education course on Craggy Island will help him see the error of his ways. And several million Hail Marys. Father Ted was a documentary.
     
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  11. More likely a 2 year posting to somewhere like Thailand to make him think about his actions... and get some hardcore bumming in while he's there.
     
  12. There would have been less outrage if he just stuck his cock in the kids.
     
  13. To show one indecent image he probably thought "nobody has noticed the cock on the screen, quickly move onto the next slde" but to show 15 more indecent images? What was he thinking? "There can't possibly be many more"