Parcel for Porridge_Gun....

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by spike7451, Jan 31, 2012.

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  1. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    You're dwarf hamster strapon porns arrived!!

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  2. That just has to be getting sent either to or from a BFPO number.
  3. Either way, it won't arrive. Posties don't wear shorts for no reason.

    "Dwarf hamster", might that not be a loose fit?
  4. I got advised by one of our posties not to write 'Large black rubber cock' on the customs declaration of a parcel going to a mate in Ghanners as there is a chance it would get stolen or get inserted then forwarded by one of the Bootnecks on tour! :)
  5. That's a very exotically dressed hamster peeking out of the top. Good taste.