Paras v Marines

Discussion in 'Join the Army - Regular Soldier Recruitment' started by Gabster, Mar 10, 2009.

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  1. Just a bit of banter, but who are the superior?
    I always thought the Marines would be better, but hey what do I know?

    The Para's don't do anything like the 30 miler or Tarzan, but again it's totally different. More Parachute trained Marines than Parachute trained Para's - fact!

    They are both get though, and down in Lympstone we never slagged them off once because they have the respect from the training teams.
     
  2. i smell a bit of wah.

    check your shoes, you may have stepped in something.
     
  3. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Bore off - this has been wahed to death you fuckwit.
     
  4. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
     
  5. oldbaldy

    oldbaldy LE Moderator Good Egg (charities)
    1. Battlefield Tours

    whoopy fcuking do
     
  6. Next week we put an FAA observer and a RAF navigator into the murder pit and see which one imerges!!!

    Any other suggestions?
     
  7. Hole by any chance?
     
  8. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
     
  9. 5 Posts and you come out with this drivvel?
    What the hell is wrong with arrse these days? :|
     
  10. Para's have bigger willies but Royal Marines make much more sensitive lover's.

    It's all about how you like to take your cock,if you enjoy having your ringpiece pulverised then go Para Reg,if you want to feel like an adored and cherished princess then go RM.

    You are in your own time now.
     
  11. wow, nice bunch of lads here :D
     
  12. that's what comes from living in south London.
     
  13. I wonder if he set off running on the starting pistol or one of the other random gun shots down there? :twisted:
     
  14. the paras have a platoon where all the homos are hearded into, where as the marines like to fight with roll mats in the buff
     
  15. These type of topics are not needed or welcome here, post in the naafi if you want some back stroking.

    Locked
     
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