Paras Bleep Test

#3
Hat...... Hat...... Hat......
Start of level two.
Hat... Hat... Hat...
Start of level three.
Hat. Hat. Hat.
Start of level four.
HatHatHat.
 
#4
Hat...... Hat...... Hat......
Start of next level.
Hat... Hat... Hat...
Start of next level.
Hat. Hat. Hat.
Start of next level.
HatHatHat.
FoC. Everyone knows paras can't count!


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#5
They can only count to 4 as demonstrated above.

1para
2para etc..

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#7
Woah there horsey, I didn't tip up to my barb test with a pack of crayons thus not a para.
I never said you was. Just doing a demo.

Besides, we all know that you didn't turn up to the AFCO with crayons because you ate them on your way in.

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#8
I never said you was. Just doing a demo.

Besides, we all know that you didn't turn up to the AFCO with crayons because you ate them on your way in.

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Well at that stage I was keeping my options open.

Then I joined who I was told to join like everyone else.
 
#9
They can only count to 4 as demonstrated above.

1para
2para etc..

I'll have you know we can count to thousands;
One thousand
Two thousand
Three thousand

Check canopy...

But you wouldn't know that would you?
 
#10
I'll have you know we can count to thousands;
One thousand
Two thousand
Three thousand

Check canopy...

But you wouldn't know that would you?
In all fairness neither would most new joiners these days.

Post 2015 the nearest sprogs are going to get to parachuting will be watching "Drop Zone" on their pits whilst counting down their days to PVR.
 
#11
I'll line 'em up, you knock 'em in.

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