Pararegtom looking for love

Pararegtom was tickling his own fancy at lunch today and wondered if any of you rufty tufty boys would escort him out at the weekend for some ahem fishing.

He's a bit shy but asked me to post a picture of him for you all:

 

Mum you told me you were just popping out for a pint of milk

 

Can't see the knees for comparison, but Tattybadger definitely has better thighs

 

By feck tattie,thats 3 Para mortars,so Toms a 3Para walt

 

I agree

 

And did you notice he has a ladder in his right stocking??? Poor admin

 

and a ginger tash

 

Bikini line could do with a bit of attention too (not ginger tho, as far as I can tell, and I did look VERY closely)

 

Tatty How will I get into "Them" now you have blown my.. cover ahem. This is Urban camoflauge, AQ would never suspect, and it was Trawling for Big fish I said.

 

When you say "get into them" - do you mean into in a Viking sort of way, with some vaseline and a rubber glove?

 

He mistook what you said for 'crawling around, bleeding from my arrse after a good *******'

 

SBS (they) will take you

 

Ey up Tom, what have you been up to then?

Angling for 3 Para Mortars are we?

You look lovely.

 

Honest Guvnor it was not me, He took the photo just after I left me gun in
starbuks.

 

This has got to be the worst case I have ever sat in judgement for.

6 Months at hard labour.

Take him down.