Pararegtom looking for love

Discussion in 'Lonely Hearts' started by tattybadger, May 14, 2009.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. Pararegtom was tickling his own fancy at lunch today and wondered if any of you rufty tufty boys would escort him out at the weekend for some ahem fishing.

    He's a bit shy but asked me to post a picture of him for you all:

    [​IMG]
     
  2. Mum you told me you were just popping out for a pint of milk
     
  3. mwl946

    mwl946 LE Good Egg (charities)

    Can't see the knees for comparison, but Tattybadger definitely has better thighs :p
     
  4. By feck tattie,thats 3 Para mortars,so Toms a 3Para walt :D
     
  5. I agree
     
  6. mwl946

    mwl946 LE Good Egg (charities)

    And did you notice he has a ladder in his right stocking??? Poor admin
     
  7. and a ginger tash
     
  8. mwl946

    mwl946 LE Good Egg (charities)

    Bikini line could do with a bit of attention too (not ginger tho, as far as I can tell, and I did look VERY closely)
     
  9. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    Tatty How will I get into "Them" now you have blown my.. cover ahem. This is Urban camoflauge, AQ would never suspect, and it was Trawling for Big fish I said.
     
  10. When you say "get into them" - do you mean into in a Viking sort of way, with some vaseline and a rubber glove?
     
  11. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    He mistook what you said for 'crawling around, bleeding from my arrse after a good *******'
     
  12. SBS (they) will take you :D
     
  13. Ey up Tom, what have you been up to then?

    Angling for 3 Para Mortars are we?

    You look lovely.
    :D
     
  14. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    Honest Guvnor it was not me, He took the photo just after I left me gun in
    starbuks.
     
  15. This has got to be the worst case I have ever sat in judgement for.

    6 Months at hard labour.

    Take him down.