Pararegtom.......A Thank you

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Arters, Jun 15, 2011.

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  1. On Monday I asked for some info ref. a job I was about to do,

    I received a PM from P... giving me advice, which turned out

    to be invaluable and allowed us to complete the job in double

    quick time.

    I have never met P....but I was instantly invited for a Brew

    and to a function, which sadly, I cannot attend.

    Now, I know we have Civvy Members and guys who are about

    embark on a Career in the Military on this Site but this is what

    ARRSE is all about, helping out your Mates, I have already

    spoken with P.... on the phone to thank him, you know what

    a shrinking violet he is.........Thanks Pararegtom.

    In The Naafi Bar......why?

    'You know what fcuking Paras are like, now he's got one up
    on a Fcuking Bleep, we'll never hear the end.........!
  2. Don't bother meeting him for a beer. My neice can drink more than he can.

    And he keeps trying to cop a look at my cock in the gents.
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  3. Just be thankful somebody wants to!!!
  4. Well you WILL keep poking it through the hole in the wall!
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  5. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Fuck off the lot of you. I know an invitation to a Rimming website when I see one. And I am not buying it.
  6. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    you wish Bitch, and your neice is Shirley formally Bill of Her majesty,s Royal Maureens!!! and she has a bigger cock than you!!
  7. Everyone wants to! I can't blame them though. I'm a handsome chap.

    Oh, back to PRT - he's stopped smoking recently, so he's not even "cool" anymore!
  8. HHH

    HHH LE

    If he has stopped smoking, surely he would be getting cooler, than when he was on fire!!
  9. Now it's clear!
    I thought it a bit wierd holding a Function in Sth Mimms Svc
    Lorry Park at 0100hrs. Mmmmmm... might make time for that,
    interest only, mind.
  10. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    I do not have a scoobie what these people are on about, but I have seen this before. Soon, one of them will introduce a subscription website involving German furries, horses, rimming or all three. If you are new to ARRSE my advice would be fuck off now before they do your nut.
  11. I find it hard to believe he carries an observatory size telescope around with him.
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  12. Magnifying glass and piece of cheese more like
  13. I'm confused. :? If you're poking your cock through the hole you're asking for a gobble. Where does rimming come into it? :?

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  14. I provide the cheese
  15. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    I told that daft twat on the gate to clamp yer and we,d split the difference!! Want somthing doing....