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Parades or p#ss

#1
WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER BE DOING?
STOOD ON PARADE LIKE A SUBUTTEO MAN NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO ON A MONDAY MORNING IN SUB ZERO TEMPERAUTURES JUST TO GET SHOUTED AT FOR BEING A BAG OF SCRUFF.
OR.
STOOD AT THE BAR DOWNING A FRESHLEY POURED PINT OF CARLING COLD WEARING JEANS AND 1990 ENGLAND TOP READING THE HORSE RACING SECTION OF THE PAPER.
 
#2
ADVENTURE TRAINING, PHYSICAL TRAINING OR GETTING THE TRAIN TO LEEDS FOR COPIOUS P**S CONSUMPTION?
BIG BUILT BLOKE WITH BIG HAIRY BOLLOCKS OR AN AVERAGE BLOKE? WHICH WOULD YOU RATHER TAKE SHOPPING?
SAT CHATTING IN A PUBLIC HOUSE WITH A BIG BUILT BLOKE CANING A HUGE AMOUNT OF NELSON MANDELA, EATING PORK SCRATCHINGS, READING THE RACING SECTION OF THE LOCAL NEWSPAPER, WEARING SHORT TROUSERS, BIG SOCKS, A MOUSTACHE BIGGER THAN ROD STEWART'S CHIN, BICYCLE SAT OUTSIDE HAVING CYCLED EIGHT MILES TO YOUR LOCAL, NO GIRLS ALLOWED, BIG SIGN SWINGING OUTSIDE, KEY SNAPPED OFF IN DOOR, NO ONE'S GETTING IN, GIRLS COMING UP TO YOU, IGNORE THEM, EYES IN BOTTOM OF PINT GLASS, GIRL ASKING YOU WHY YOU'RE IGNORING HER, SHE SAYS ''ARE YOU GAY, OR SOMETHING'', YOU REPLY ''I'D RATHER BE GAY AND P**SED, THAN STRAIGHT AND SOBER!'' OR GOING SHOPPING WITH YOUR SERIOUS GIRLFRIEND, KID ON THE WAY, NO MONEY, NEVER ALLOWED ON THE P**S WITH YOUR MATES, NOT HAVING A LIFE AND WAKING UP ONE DAY WHEN YOU'RE FORTY THINKING F**K, I WAS A RIGHT C**T
 
#4
disneyworld said:
WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER BE DOING?
STOOD ON PARADE LIKE A SUBUTTEO MAN NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO ON A MONDAY MORNING IN SUB ZERO TEMPERAUTURES JUST TO GET SHOUTED AT FOR BEING A BAG OF SCRUFF.
OR.
STOOD AT THE BAR DOWNING A FRESHLEY POURED PINT OF CARLING COLD WEARING JEANS AND 1990 ENGLAND TOP READING THE HORSE RACING SECTION OF THE PAPER.
Bit of a no brainer that one :?

Boney
 

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