As a sergeant I had the honour of being selected to represent my Corps at bullying and was posted to Training Regiments as an Adult Recruit Instructor. Now, great fun and games was had between myself and my corporals on the parade square. The deal was that you had to say the funniest thing and nobody was allowed to crack a smile. If you did you got the beers in. Some tasters: "If you don't get in step I'm going to bend the flag pole over, stick it up your ar*e and ping you back to where you came from". "You need to get to the QM's and change your tw*t hat. In fact go via the med centre and change your tw*t head first". "Did you spend all evening ironing all those creases into your trousers or have you got corrugated legs". More anyone?