• ARRSE have partnered with Armadillo Merino to bring you an ARRSE exclusive, generous discount offer on their full price range.
    To keep you warm with the best of Merino gear, visit www.armadillomerino.co.uk and use the code: NEWARRSE40 at the checkout to get 40% off!
    This superb deal has been generously offered to us by Armadillo Merino and is valid until midnight on the the 28th of February.


A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As he''s falling, he realizes his chute is broken. He doesn''t know anything about parachutes, but as the earth rapidly approaches, he realizes his options are limited; he takes off the parachute and tries to fix it himself on the way down. The wind is ripping past his face, he''s dropping like a rock, and at 5000 feet, another man goes shooting up past him in the other direction. In desperation, the man with the chute looks up and yells, 'Hey do you know anything about parachutes?!' The guy flying up looks down and yells, 'No, do you know anything about gas ovens?!'

Latest Threads

New Posts