If my bid is successful, the shirt is for a former para in the South Vietnamese Army.
I would never be so foolish as to jump out of an aeroplane. I hope that my fried will not be considered 'the enemy' whoever they are in reality..
If you are willing to pay 51 quid for one of the sweatshirts, you can sew on the following: Para wings, SAS wings (Reg and TA (yes, I know there is bugger all difference)), a commando dagger and an SBS frog.
Don't bother with the Special Observer triangle thingy as people won't believe that you completed a snooker course.
On no account must you sew on an EOD badge: everyone knows that Paras struggle to identify any colour that isn't maroon: "which wire should I cut? They are all ******* hat coloured!"