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Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by phil245, Apr 2, 2011.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    Breaking news.
    a member of 2 Para has been caught getting a blowjob from an afghan woman, he has been charged with "Insertion in the face of the enemy"
     
  2. para para in the sky , just proves how far that shit can fly
     
  3. Cheers for that, you complete and utter bell-end
     
  4. it's a blatant lie. We all know that the Para regt service each other.
     
  5. Craphat, craphat in the gutter

    Kicked to death by a PARA nutter.
     
  6. X59

    X59 LE

    Maybe best to wait and see if you can get past basic training before giving it the big 'un.

    Just a thought.
     
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  7. Didn't realise Paras could fly you utter utter civvy cock.
     
  8. FJ, why do you jump out of a perfectly servicable aircraft?
     
  9. Fucking hell throbber shouldn't you be in school?
     
  10. Thanks for bringing the cap badge down you prat.
     
  11. Yep I know what you mean, that’s why we jump from them. :wink:
     
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  12. Ur kidding me, the MOD has perfectly serviceable aircraft, when did they get them?
     
  13. Ohh they have had them for quite a while chap

    [​IMG]

    Expect to see this badboy over Benghazi in a few weeks time
     
  14. And left your sick bag with the loadie:) How's it going mate?