Para Walt nicking money... allegedly

Discussion in 'Waltenkommando' started by Negligent-Discharge, Mar 3, 2013.

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  1. Negligent-Discharge

    Negligent-Discharge LE Book Reviewer

  2. The guy that was in the thread yesterday?
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  3. Flaming idiot ! Twice he's been caught - embezzlement and fraud.

    Doing time may teach him the error of his ways but he will probably move and start a new life !
  4. This grips my shit- I've been trying to raise money to help my little sister get even the most basic rest-bite care to allow her some time away from the pressures of looking after her daughter. No holiday for 5 years, a home that resembles a hospital ward and fúck all help. All the while this guy is taking money from the charitable folks out there who could help.
  5. Yeah, but let's hate him twice! He deserves it.
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  6. Send me a photo of your flaccid member and I'll pay you 200 pennies.

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  7. I don't even like ponies, but I like knobheads
  8. Kiss me and pretend you love me xxx

    They picked on me, they made me cry,they don't even like Marmite.
  9. There's no allegedly about it. He's been banged up. Just wanted to look clever then. "Ooh look at me, I've used my Sunday words on a fraudster"

  10. I'm good at Sunday Words, the fucking shitty bastard ..never served shitters never tell the rug that that you've spewed on it Dirty cunts never work though.

    The cunts.

    Inside is a nice lady who hates the piss taken out of her
  11. At no stage did I laugh.
  12. Sunday words have to be flexible and generally have more than one meaning. My new Sunday word is.......hoofing, i.e. "Biscuits was hoofing down his Sunday full English" or "Biscuits turned down The Snail's advances as he thought she was hoofing!" or "Biscuits changed his mind and was now hoofing The Snail bareback up the ricker!"

    'Hoofing' is my new Sunday word (it used to be cunt), what's yours?
  13. Quim.

    'Stop being such a quim.'

    'My wife is eating out my girlfriend's quim.'

    'This mayonnaise must be off, it smells a bit quimmy.'