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#4
Gungythree said:
Iron_Maiden said:
Just heard that 2 more have been kicked off the Ash for Cash website
See a doctor,get your hearing checked :roll:

Hole please MODs
Theory's there :wink: but that is all,just theory 8)
 
#9
Iron_Maiden said:
Just heard that 2 more have been kicked off the Ash for Cash website
And you thought that the audience of arrse would be grateful for that bit of info?

Great first post, welcome to the site but please never ever wonder why your mum and Mrs go on the prowl for anonymous c0ck in laybys, car parks and public lavatories
 
#10
Fallschirmjager said:
muzungu_marlow said:
parasite...that's funny, I like that.
We like your mum. It's especially funny when she bends over and farts all the spunk out of her arse.
"We" . . . speak for yourself, I like his sister who swills down mouth yoghurt like it's JD & Coke!
 
#11
What the hell is this thread about and what are you talking about?

His mum sounds nice!
 
#13
81cufc said:
Fallschirmjager said:
muzungu_marlow said:
parasite...that's funny, I like that.
We like your mum. It's especially funny when she bends over and farts all the spunk out of her arse.
"We" . . . speak for yourself, I like his sister who swills down mouth yoghurt like it's JD & Coke!
You should try my brother. He's not much to look at, but he has a kind heart and welcoming mouth.
 
#14
Good heavens is that the time? (Yawn).
 
#15
I didnt know there was an Ash for Cash Website. All these years of empying my fcuking ashtrays I could have been a millionaire.

If its by weight I might burn a few people just for a few quid.

Well it is a recession

VH
 
#16
Anyone got a mucker who works at a crematorium, we could do a deal.
Shame that geezer who looked like Charlie Chaplain aint still about.

VH
 
#17
81cufc said:
Fallschirmjager said:
muzungu_marlow said:
parasite...that's funny, I like that.
We like your mum. It's especially funny when she bends over and farts all the spunk out of her arse.
"We" . . . speak for yourself, I like his sister who swills down mouth yoghurt like it's JD & Coke!
Has she got a sweet cinnamon ring too? :D
 
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#18
VanHelsing said:
Anyone got a mucker who works at a crematorium, we could do a deal.
Shame that geezer who looked like Charlie Chaplain aint still about.

VH
No mukkers at the crem but I have a large brazier and a sh1t load of hedge clippings to dispose of,if you want in VH let me know!
 
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