Para pounces upon girlfriend's attacker

The sentence is a bit strong... and why hasn't the Para been done for assault or something?
While the brave Para captain held the geeky pervy cunt down, his missus should have repeatedly kicked him in the spuds, really fucking hard and untill she could barely stand, quietly whispering after each kick "just have sex with me, that's all you need to do."

That'd learn him......
Well done Capt Thwaite.

Yet again though, appears sex offender is on bail for being a sex offender when he sex offends again?

If there isn't enough 'remand' places the answer is simple, build more fucking prisons!
I see the Captain's in Andy Capp's army then !. Infringment of dress regs I think Sir.
wtf is he doing allowing himself to appear in Take a feckin' Break and the Daily Mail? Why not just pitch up on Jeremy Kyle for the Royal Flush.

He might also consider avoiding sartorial advice from the worst dressed crow in his Coy.

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