Para Officers Mess Games Night

Discussion in 'Officers' started by Spunky-monkey, May 27, 2005.

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  1. I am holding a games night in the mess and was looking for any suggestions, please help
     
  2. How about kidnapping a REME full screw then sexually assaulting him. Apparently thats in fashion right now.
     
  3. HAHAHAHAHA!
     
  4. Laughing my arrse off! It has to be better than any other mess do, go for a senior rank this time!
     
  5. The Discipline Sgt or the RAOWO.......they're Maureens so they'll be up for getting their rusty bullet wound plugged. They might even wear a frock if you ask.
     
  6. The full screw wouldn't of complained except he felt slighted because none of the ALLEGED offenders offered him a kiss after. All it would of taken was one sloppy smacker or even a quick reach around and once the good word got out there would have been techs of all ranks queing round the mess like there were tickets to a boyzone concert on sale.

    Heed the warning for next time, a few manners and some mess etiquet goes a long way! :lol: