Para course

The paratrooper was receiving orders for his first jump. His sergeant said, “When you jump out of the plane, wait ten seconds, then pull the main parachute cord. If there's trouble with the main chute, pull the emergency chute's cord. When you land, there will be a truck there to drive you back to the base.”

Off the paratrooper went and boarded the plane. Once he had jumped, he pulled the cord for the main chute: it didn't open. He then pulled the emergency chute: it failed, too.

“Oh, great,” the paratrooper thought. “I bet there's no feckin truck down there either.”
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