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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Skunkmiester, Dec 18, 2012.

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  1. Trans-sane

    Trans-sane LE Book Reviewer

  2. Alright skunkmeister, how's it going?

    You haven't posted much since you joined in 2009 but this past few days you've shown yourself to be an over-prolific dribbling cunt. What gives? Are you a born-again alcoholic typist?
     
  3. Thanks Trans-sane, I have sorted the link
     
  4. Trans-sane

    Trans-sane LE Book Reviewer

    Explain your leave of absence then. Did the inbred natives convict you of witch-craft for using the internet and electric lighting?
     
  5. I suddenly remembered that I have to actually do some work if I ever want my degree.

    I'm over it now though...
     
  6. Obviously I have been lying in wait...watching.....researching....pondering and only recently have I felt that I was ready to write forum posts that meet the required standard of dribblyness and cuntishness.

    Thank you all for your guidance and training, with a special mention to you Zero.....you set the standard incredibly low....and only now do I feel ready to stoop low enough.

    Have a fucking smiley :)
     
  7. When you were watching and jotting down notes, you missed out the fact that you're supposed to be side-splittingly funny like me...
     
  8. Trans-sane

    Trans-sane LE Book Reviewer

    Ouch! Wish I'd remembered that BEFORE I needed to take resits