Papal Dead-pool Sweepstakes

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#1
OK. Chances are the old boy is on his last legs, but the big question is when? Entry to this pool is a fiver. If you manage to get the six hour time slot in which the Vatican officially announces the death of JP2, I guarantee to send you five pounds via Paypal. I'm bagging 0600-1159hrs on 24 February.

Winner takes all.

cp
 
#2
You really are a Welshman, you bastard. If my wife wasn't a catholic and my father a Pole, I'd bag 26th Feb, 0600 -1200. Pay you on Ex Veritable.
 
#3
Wife says she'll go to Hell for marrying a Protestant b@stard anyway so she'll take 0001 - 0600 27th June.
 
#4
ok 31st February 2500hrs :lol:

7th March at 0700, cant be doing with paypal so pay Sgt Slingsby if it happens.

I hope it does, Im due a payout from the local pub in the dead meat draw it its before June :wink:
 
#5
chickenpunk said:
OK. Chances are the old boy is on his last legs, but the big question is when? Entry to this pool is a fiver. If you manage to get the six hour time slot in which the Vatican officially announces the death of JP2, I guarantee to send you five pounds via Paypal. I'm bagging 0600-1159hrs on 24 February.

Winner takes all.

cp
Been dead ten years - it's only a cardboard replica on the balcony. Can I win with a retrospective swag?
 
#6
Latest Medical Report:

The pope had become very ill and was taken to many doctors, all
of whom could not figure out how to cure him.

Finally he was brought to an old physician, who stated that he
could figure it out. After about an hour's examination he came out
and told the cardinals that he knew what was wrong.

He said that the bad news was that it was a rare disorder of the
testicles. He said that the good news was that all the pope had to
do to be cured was to have sex. Well, this was not good news to
the cardinals, who argued about it at length. Finally they went to
the pope with the doctor and explained the situation.

After some thought, the pope stated, "I agree, but under four
conditions." The cardinals were amazed, and there was quite an
uproar. Suddenly a single voice was heard over the top of the
noise: "And what are the four conditions?"

The room stilled. There was a long pause. The pope replied, "First
the girl must be blind, so that she cannot see with whom she is
having sex. "Second, she must be deaf, so that she cannot hear
with whom she is having sex. And third she must be dumb so that if
somehow she figures out with who she is having sex, she can tell
no one."

After another long pause another voice asked, "And the fourth
condition?"

The pope replied, "Big tits."

(Weatherman dodging Lightning Bolts!!)

8O
 
#13
It'll be like Brezhnev - they'll keep him "alive" on machines and the world's supply of drugs for years yet while they bitch about who gets the job. What's the betting they've got a sweepstake on in the Vatican?
 
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ChickenHeart said:
Who else is in the frame??

And can I have another go if I want?

CH
Another go requires you to pledge another fiver.

There is a full on Dead Pool thread somewhere: I'll resurrect it.
 
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Mushroom and Cait are looking like hot favourites just now: but there's still a chance to enter...
 
#20
1 Apr 05. 0600 - 1200.

Imagine it. World announcement "Pontif kicks the bucket". Then, after midday, there is the Popester in full clown suit shouting "April Fool".

And if not, I get a fiver.
 

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