Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by flieslikeabeagle, Feb 5, 2012.

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  1. The lead actor in the local Pantomime production of Aladdin was raped, by the gay genie on stage last night. be fair the audience did try to warn him.
  2. Where's the funny bit?

    I suggest you look at the definition of a joke.

  3. did that hit a nerve then , sorry for mentioning the word gay,I seem to have this effect on certain people. last one was a joke about turbans that seemed to upset half the asian population on here.(well one guy )!!!!!!!!
  4. The thing about gays is they are a pain in the arse.................
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  5. Was that the same production which the annual outing of the Paranoid Schizophrenic Society attended? "The evening was going swimmingly," a spokesman said "but then somebody called out 'He's behind you' and it all went to ratchet..."
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