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There were three black ladies getting ready to take a plane trip for the first time

The first lady said, 'I don't know bout y'all but I'm gonna wear me sum hot pink panties beefo I get on dat plane!'

'Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked?

The first replied, 'Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare laying booty-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first!'

The second lady said, 'Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some o dem floe-esant orange panties!'

'Why you gonna wear dem?' the others asked.

The second lady answered, 'Cause if dis here plane is goin' down and I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first!'

The third lady says, 'Well, I'm not gonna wear any panties ...'

'What? No panties?' the others asked in disbelief.

The third lady says, 'Dat's right girls, you hears me right I ain't wearing any panties, cause if dis plane goes down honey dey always look fo da Black Box first!'

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