Pant sniffer caught! Fined £250

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  1. Made me larrff.. .. ..

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/topstories/tm_headline=diary-of-a-pant-thief--%26method=full%26objectid=18733059%26siteid=89520-name_page.html

    Did she not miss the 43 pairs? Why was it only when she saw the diary did she realise??
     
  2. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Feck! Thought it was MDN for a mo.
     
  3. Been waiting all day to respond to this.

    So, Arnold Lane lives!
     
  4. No good taking them from the washing line - they're clean (or should be).

    BT.
     
  5. That'll teach somebody for saying "Put it on the Tabb".
     
  6. Knicker thievery is a fine old traditional hobby, which is in danger of disappearing due to the almost universal use of tumble dryers. I take my hat off to those who still put in the effort to keep it alive.
    Ladies, don't be spoilsports, get your smalls out on the line and help to revive this sordid 1970's Benny Hillesque pastime.
     
  7. I'm so glad nobody has mentioned that anything he said would be taken down and used against him.
     
  8. Bugger!
     
  9. Just over £5.80 a pair... is that cheap :?:
     
  10. I think that maybe like the crotch, the jury is split on that one.
     
  11. Lordy I thought I might be in trouble then with the title...surely its the only way one can tell whether they are suitable to wear for another day!!
     
  12. It's definitely not to be sniffed at.
     
  13. I wouldnt turn my nose up at it
     
  14. He was just trying to get to the bottom of things.
     
  15. And slipped up.