Panning The Pan or Whats Up Wendy?

what the hell is going on?

I was going to post this in the ARRSE ' literary section ' but I felt it deserved the full drubbing only the NAAFI could give it.. what drivel.. can't they leave classic literature alone? Must someone always make a buck out of destroying childhood dreams??


An new 'authorized ' sequel to Peter Pan by the beloved Mr. Barrie written by some , no doubt, harridian kid hater named Geraldine McCaughrean [ age 55 ]

in it, Wendy is a ' wife and mother ' Nana the dog has gone to doggie heaven and Tinkerbell, who always had the hots for Petey is -where ? - [ dead, suffering through menopause? finally getting it on with a randy elf in a rebound relationship[??] while Mr. Pan is now cavorting with a new' fairy ' a guy named Firefly...

it comes to bookstalls near you on October 3...

oh, the horror..
All children, except one, grow up. They soon know that they will grow up, and the way Wendy knew was this. One day when she was two years old she was playing in a garden, and she plucked another flower and ran with it to her mother. I suppose she must have looked rather delightful, for Mrs. Darling put her hand to her heart and cried, "You fcking little strumpet that was one of my prize bloomers - just you wait until your father gets home, you'll be in for some of his 'special spankings'!" This was all that passed between them on the subject, but henceforth Wendy knew that she was gonna get it. You always know after you are two. Two is the beginning of the end and boy, the end was in sight for this little madam.

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