Panning The Pan or Whats Up Wendy?

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Rocketeer, Sep 26, 2006.

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  1. what the hell is going on?

    I was going to post this in the ARRSE ' literary section ' but I felt it deserved the full drubbing only the NAAFI could give it.. what drivel.. can't they leave classic literature alone? Must someone always make a buck out of destroying childhood dreams??

    PETER PAN IN SCARLET [???}

    An new 'authorized ' sequel to Peter Pan by the beloved Mr. Barrie written by some , no doubt, harridian kid hater named Geraldine McCaughrean [ age 55 ]

    in it, Wendy is a ' wife and mother ' Nana the dog has gone to doggie heaven and Tinkerbell, who always had the hots for Petey is -where ? - [ dead, suffering through menopause? finally getting it on with a randy elf in a rebound relationship[??] while Mr. Pan is now cavorting with a new' fairy ' a guy named Firefly...

    it comes to bookstalls near you on October 3...

    oh, the horror..
     
  2. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    As long as the Dosh still goes to Great Ormond Street, crack on.

    If it does not I will be wery wery angwy!!!
     
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