what the hell is going on? I was going to post this in the ARRSE ' literary section ' but I felt it deserved the full drubbing only the NAAFI could give it.. what drivel.. can't they leave classic literature alone? Must someone always make a buck out of destroying childhood dreams?? PETER PAN IN SCARLET [???} An new 'authorized ' sequel to Peter Pan by the beloved Mr. Barrie written by some , no doubt, harridian kid hater named Geraldine McCaughrean [ age 55 ] in it, Wendy is a ' wife and mother ' Nana the dog has gone to doggie heaven and Tinkerbell, who always had the hots for Petey is -where ? - [ dead, suffering through menopause? finally getting it on with a randy elf in a rebound relationship[??] while Mr. Pan is now cavorting with a new' fairy ' a guy named Firefly... it comes to bookstalls near you on October 3... oh, the horror..