pandoras box

[smoojalooge]

I have a dilemma. Having split from my last girlfriend i met a girl in a bar a former night club dancer now a dental nurse on my camp. She is beautiful has great body, and a fantastic personality with a great sense of humour.

However there is a problem. She is ginger and Welsh I would send this to Shortfuse however is no longer playing agony aunt and i feel like satan has handed me pandora's ginger foxes p*ss smelling box, what should I do.

Many thanx smooj

 

[IndianaDel]

Think of England!

 

[theoriginalphantom]

two words... 'Ginger' and 'Welsh'


nuff said

 

[307]

how much of a ginge is she is she like the one from Girls Aloud who looked OK with it or pukka tnagerine head? Go for it but maybe commence Op Dye at best possible speed. At least drill her.

 

[jon1467]

Get her to dye her hair and never speak, assuming that she has a Welsh accent. Problem solved.

Edited for being a bit thick.

 

[smoojalooge]

it's at the could pass as strawberry blonde in the right light level

 

[Minxy]

Smooj, we have discussed this. Well you typed I said NO, NO, NO alot...

Pay attention...YOU DO NOT EVER SHAG ANYONE GINGER!!!

They smell of twiglets and inevitably want to breed to continue their pathetic attempt at world domination.

Is it just me or is there more of them these days?

*mumbles* there should be laws against it...

 

[jagman]

Nothing a gag and turning out the lights cant solve.......

 

[floppyjocky]

beautiful and ginger ?

Now I know this is a wind up!

 

[Fiji_Bob]

Watch this and I rest my case regarding the rusty heads

south park ginger kids

 

[smoojalooge]

no frighteningly true it's like hercules's 13th trial

 

[FluffyBunny]

Smooj

Look on the bright side.

In one fell swoop, you can get the ticks-in-boxes for ginger and Welsh. Saves you having to do them individually.

Bonus ball old son. Crack on.

 

[womble30313]

Q1) Ginger from Girls Aloud, would you? Y=1, N=0.

Q2) Charlotte Church, Would you? Y=1, N=0.

Answer's in regard to Pandora.
=0, no chance, stay away.
=1, get drunk and go at her if you can get it up.
=2, Shag her senseless and enjoy every second.

 

[v1n1984]

what the hell is wrong with you people.


gingita minjita is the way to go! id rather ave me red'ed than anything else given a choice, even if i did wake up in the middle of the night with her holding my still beating heart in front of my face!

 

[sandmanfez]

You're shi*ting me, right? variety is the spice of life mate, get in there and fill your boots.
I've travelled the rusty road of lurrrve a couple of times, and I never really noticed the aroma off pi$s and twiglets, but if you have a particularly well developed sense of smell, stick a bit of Vicks up your nose first.
One thing ginger burds do seem to have in common is, THEY'RE ABSOFUCKINGLUTELYMENTAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, if you do piss them off, either lock them in the shed or make up before going to bed, or you WILL wake up at 03.00 with a sharp pain in your groin, to find her crouching over you with a feral grin on her grid, and a pair of shears in her hands.

 

[FluffyBunny]

Is it my imagination, or has someone been editing their posts out of existence?

Someone with a guilty conscience?

No names, no pack drill, but you know who you are

 

[the_rigger]

Go for it senor. Although I would recomend one precaution.
As we all know, ginger public hair - as well as reaking of fox waz - also stings like a nettle, so just fashion yourself a rudimentary jonny out of docleaves and you should be quids in.

 

[Fang_Farrier]

In my experience Dental Nurses are usually a very dirty lot!

That's dirty in the mind rather than muddy!

 

[LordVonHarley]

Nowt wrong with redheads, just avoid bright gingers like .....

 

[mizkrissi]

Having worked with a few Welsh "ginja ninja" nurses and listened to what they did to the geldings that peeved them relationship wise I would recommend exercising caution at all times. Approaching with chocolate/food may also lull her.

Smooj is she helping you get over the loss of bull or is this just a weekend thing?