Pandemic

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#1
This morning I woke up with a sore throat, a runny nose, a nasty cough and a headache.

This follows a night drinking a rather cheeky merlot.

Have I got Wine Fever?
 
#2
HANG on, I think you're OVER-reacting. Take two brufen and report for normal duties.

P.S. only poofs get flu. It's AIDS for weaklings and those who lack commitment.
 
#3
Unless it's manflu. Thats a whole different set of rules
 
#4
Have you come out in a rasher? Try calling NHS direct for info, I did but all I got was crackling.

I know, I know, I'm calling for a cab now.
 
#5
B_AND_T said:
This morning I woke up with a sore throat, a runny nose, a nasty cough and a headache.

This follows a night drinking a rather cheeky merlot.

Have I got Wine Fever?
Must get my eyes checked. On first glance, I thought your post said you'd spent the night drinking a rather cheeky matelot!
 
#6
I have had it up to my phucking eye bawz with shoitey pig puns.

I hope all those who contract pig flu and die are cured. (Eh?! Eh?! Geddit, see what I did there? *Cured*)

Man, that pun was phucking shoite. But it should serve as an example of how boar-ing they all are. The crackling/rasher one has been trottered out four times now.
 
#8
I know this one is a bit close to the 'knuckle' but apparently the symptoms of swine flu are sweating, excessive body odour and laziness. I think B&T has had swineflu that's gone unnoticed for years!
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#9
I can live with the sweating, I sweat like a Para on an indecency charge.

Body Odour....... Only when I sweat out last nights Merlot.

Laziness. Yep.
 

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