Pakistan and Porn

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by No_Duff, Jul 21, 2010.

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  1. Perhaps Islam has a human side after all.
     
  2. Religious hypocrisy at its best
     
  3. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    I think you'll find nearly all of those statistics can be attributed to when MDN was based at the British Embassy in Islamabad.

    'Camel Sex?'

    I rest my case.
     
  4. Filthy c*nts, always a pleasure climbing up into the cab of a pakis truck on a VCP to be greeted with the foul whiff of stale sperm, sulphuric bottom and week old pastry treats.
     
  5. So thats not smoking after intercourse then?
     
  6. Old news, very old news. They topped the list during the last 5 years, usually followed by the Saudis. I don't blame them, its impossible to get pussy in that country before you are married, so you either wank off to the a bollywood movie or search for porn online.
     

  7. At least Bollywood movies have a certain rhythm to their music that you can wank off in time to.
     
  8. There are loads of spare pussies wandering around where i live, (shitty little fuckers) I sense a possible business opportunity, exporting cats, and donkeys to the middle east, (in fact I could fly them in on the back of a donkey).