Pain Choir auditions

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by menacingboots, Sep 20, 2006.

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  1. Well somebody has to start this off...OK. So lets begin.
    1. Grab bigger chap and give kidney punch - should get a low grunt, can be taped, extented and with reverb provides great bass line. Put through a Moog or equivalent can be warped big style.
    2. Walk slowly past smallish thin, reedy chap and nut. Sound to be captured will be a brash WAAAH! This can be dubbed onto the bass line - fading in and out, just like conciousness.

    Any other tune dweebs out there?
     
  2. Slap a bitch I know in Bournemouth called Joanne for a real high pitched whine (never slapped he myself, my loss....).
     
  3. Pick a girl, any girl.

    Shag her up the arse for one scream and then wipe your cock in the curtains for a slightly different scream. Pain and horror like the black and white keys of a piano.

    Edited for extremely embarassing faux pas.