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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Santa_Sunday, Sep 4, 2011.

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  1. I joined ARRSE in Sep 2003.

    I looked at 'My profile' today and apparently I've had 216 page visitors since I joined.

    That's an average of 0.07 visitors per day - I've just done the sums because I'm bored.

    Has anyone got a worse 'Years served on ARRSE' v 'Visitors to Page' ratio than that?

    I'm fucking dull but the ARRSERs looking at my page must be fucking suicidal...

    Leave your stats here...
  2. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    Never mind that whose the bloody bird?
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  3. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    770 visitors in 360 days, so 2 and a bit per day.
  4. I keep getting asked that. No one takes my posts seriously??

    One day I will let you know the name of the film that she puts her top on like that. Shit film made better by this scene.

    I reckon some perv ARRSEr will be along any time soon to let you all know anyway...
  5. SS, just beat you (in terms of sadness). 181 in 2608 days so 0.069. If we take it to 3 decimal places, maybe you are better. Sounds very sad, but I have kind of drifted in and out over the years.
  6. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    I think you should post on every thread on Arrse.
    Because you have informed and genuinely interseting opionions of course.
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  7. Up to 220 now.
  8. Whoooaaa...!!

    I'm not doing the sums again.

    At this rate, I'll be the 52172 most popular ARRSEr in 2 weeks.
  9. Page visits? Where the fuck is that on profile then?
  10. Click on 'My Profile' - (once you're logged in obviously).

    Scroll down. On the left hand side you will see 'Recent Visitors'.

    Indulge. See how unpopular you are....
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    That'll be Alice Eve

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  12. Her name is Alice Eve. The very fine daughter of Trevor Eve. I Beleive.
  13. Anyone else notice her eyes are different colours?
  14. .
    She has eyes?
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  15. Get back on the 'Stats' people!

    Fuck sakes... I'll delete here otherwise. I knew you bores would be more interested in my signature block than what really matters.


    You unpopular boring bastards.