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#1
I joined ARRSE in Sep 2003.

I looked at 'My profile' today and apparently I've had 216 page visitors since I joined.

That's an average of 0.07 visitors per day - I've just done the sums because I'm bored.

Has anyone got a worse 'Years served on ARRSE' v 'Visitors to Page' ratio than that?

I'm fucking dull but the ARRSERs looking at my page must be fucking suicidal...

Leave your stats here...
 

the_boy_syrup

LE
Book Reviewer
#2
Never mind that whose the bloody bird?
 

Brotherton Lad

LE
Kit Reviewer
#3
770 visitors in 360 days, so 2 and a bit per day.
 
#4
I keep getting asked that. No one takes my posts seriously??

One day I will let you know the name of the film that she puts her top on like that. Shit film made better by this scene.

I reckon some perv ARRSEr will be along any time soon to let you all know anyway...
 
#5
SS, just beat you (in terms of sadness). 181 in 2608 days so 0.069. If we take it to 3 decimal places, maybe you are better. Sounds very sad, but I have kind of drifted in and out over the years.
 

the_boy_syrup

LE
Book Reviewer
#6
I keep getting asked that. No one takes my posts seriously??

One day I will let you know the name of the film that she puts her top on like that. Shit film made better by this scene.

I reckon some perv ARRSEr will be along any time soon to let you all know anyway...
I think you should post on every thread on Arrse.
Because you have informed and genuinely interseting opionions of course.
 
#7
I joined ARRSE in Sep 2003.
I looked at 'My profile' today and apparently I've had 216 page visitors since I joined.
That's an average of 0.07 visitors per day - I've just done the sums because I'm bored.
Up to 220 now.
 
#10
Click on 'My Profile' - (once you're logged in obviously).

Scroll down. On the left hand side you will see 'Recent Visitors'.

Indulge. See how unpopular you are....
 
#12
I keep getting asked that. No one takes my posts seriously??

One day I will let you know the name of the film that she puts her top on like that. Shit film made better by this scene.

I reckon some perv ARRSEr will be along any time soon to let you all know anyway...
Her name is Alice Eve. The very fine daughter of Trevor Eve. I Beleive.
 
#13
Anyone else notice her eyes are different colours?
 
#15
Get back on the 'Stats' people!

Fuck sakes... I'll delete here otherwise. I knew you bores would be more interested in my signature block than what really matters.

STATS....!!

You unpopular boring bastards.
 
#17
Here's a montage from the film showing her ample knorkage.

Arguably, the best frontage I've ever seen.

[video]http://www.nokenny.com/alice-eve-nue-crossing-over.html[/video]
 
#18
Fuck your stats,her tits are brill.


I've had some visits on my page,but not (did I mention her norks are fuckin ace?) bright enough to (ace knockers she has) work it out my(Cor blimey what a set of melons)self.
 
#19
171 muckers, 4911 visits, and just over 530 likes.

I'm not even that fucking interesting and spend most of my time in the buff or bed.

I make a mean Yorkshire Pudding though.
 

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