Page 4 of the Sun today

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  1. BBear

    BBear LE Reviewer

    Gents, bit of a random one.

    I'm away on holiday and have been sent a bit of a cryptic message pertaining to whats on page 4 of the Sun today - can anyone help me out with what's on there?? I've tried to get it online but whilst the article may be on there it isn't presented in the same format/order as on paper. Where I am doesn't have ready access to that fine bastion of journalistic integrity...

    Thanks in advance
     
  2. msr

    msr LE

    Can you not just ask them to send you a link?
     
  3. Nope. It's easier to bug others on ARRSE to run around like gofers on his behalf than admit to a mate that he doesn't understand the original message.

    Pride before common sense.

    Just tell your mate you're on holiday and don't have a clue what (s)he's on about. Simples!
     
  4. If its the Sun then will most likely be about Big brother, Jordan, X factor or somesuch so i wouldnt bother yourself with it
     
  5. jim30

    jim30 LE

    Never get past page 3 myself!
     
  6. waitout

    waitout LE

    It might be the reward for the killer of the WWII vet
     
  7. oddjob

    oddjob Clanker

    Yyyaaaaawwwnnnnnnnnssss!!!.....fuk sake.
     
  8. It's probably about that fat munter who pissed on a War Memorial.....
     
  9. ted-stryker

    ted-stryker Old-Salt

    Perhaps the chick on page 3 has got such big tits they had to utilise page 4 as well to show them in all their resplendent glory.
    If that's not the case then it's something they should consider.
     
  10. BBear

    BBear LE Reviewer

    Roger! Thanks all, especially the guys who obviously didn't get past page 3! Good men! Have discovered what it was though, all part of a vaguely waltish wind up.

    For those who are interested, it was about the apparent immenent disbandment of 23 Sas.

    When all you want is to know what the story is on a paper when your mate's being a ******, happiness is a cigar named hamlet. That line might be due to free cocktails...!
     
  11. ted-stryker

    ted-stryker Old-Salt

    I preferred my big tits theory
     
  12. BBear

    BBear LE Reviewer

    I have to say i'd have preferred the big tits theory too. Although there are plenty outside!
     
  13. EX_STAB

    EX_STAB LE

    I would have thought it was being lost because there's hardly anybody left in it....
     
  14. ex_mudmechanic

    ex_mudmechanic Old-Salt