Pagan prison chaplain



... I'm seriously considering a career move so am looking at relevant websites.

This popped up.

I'm not sure, despite my grade A 'O' level English, I have any fucking words.
 


... I'm seriously considering a career move so am looking at relevant websites.

This popped up.

I'm not sure, despite my grade A 'O' level English, I have any ******* words.
Paging @scarbrough
 
Think of the fun you could have trying to convert the religion of peace crowd.
 
T'pagan chaplain must:
  • Possess and prove an in-depth knowledge of, and experience in, your own Pagan Tradition,
  • You will require an eclectic approach, so a working knowledge of other traditions is essential.
  • Possess the confidence and expertise to lead open ritual, officiate in Rites of Passage, and run workshops for mixed Pagan traditions within the prison system.
  • Have formal endorsement by the candidate's faith community - through the Prison Service Pagan Faith Adviser at Chaplaincy HQ (Evidence required before appointment)

....
 
Imagine all those prisoners I could convert to the one, true faith!

Muslims will get the generous benefit of comprehensive, in-depth Catechism sessions, there'll be workshops on the rosary, there will be a full exploration of the Novus Ordo and the Latin Mass, and compulsory modules on the Blessed Sacrament.

From there, the possibilities are endless!
 


... I'm seriously considering a career move so am looking at relevant websites.

This popped up.

I'm not sure, despite my grade A 'O' level English, I have any ******* words.
Does it involve drinking mead and sacrificing virgins, asking for a friend...
 
Used to have a Buddhist monk come in ours,British white guy,brown knee length robe,wearing Nazareth knockabouts-- no matter the weather.(nice guy)

2 Greek Orthodox , all in black and sporting BFO beards.

All nice guys.

PS--- I thought the resident Imam was a knut(in fact,a few of them,going back)
 
OK I'm in.

I had doubts about the 80% pay cut, no longer.

My mission is clearly lit.
I wouldn't give much for your chances of survival while prancing naked during the vernal equinox.

Perhaps you could timetable a visit to a women's prison on that day.
 
Men of reason! Those unfortunate prisoners must not be allowed to fall into sinful pagan ways! Christ calls us to minister to them, to admonish them as an act of spiritual mercy, and to be the revelators of Christ's love.

This is incumbent upon each and every one of us during the Anno Verbum Dei!!!
 
Men of reason! Those unfortunate prisoners must not be allowed to fall into sinful pagan ways! Christ calls us to minister to them, to admonish them as an act of spiritual mercy, and to be the revelators of Christ's love.

This is incumbent upon each and every one of us during the Anno Verbum Dei!!!
Sergeant Howie walt!
 
This looks like an interesting pagan meet up...........

 

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