Paedo workmen.

#1
Police are on the look out for 2 paedo workmen clearing snow from outside primary schools.

Their names have been released as "Jimmy Shovel" and "Gary Gritter".
 
#4
His name was Saville, it doesn't really sound that much like 'shovel.' Unless you've got a whole piece of toast in your gob. Also those two aren't famous for busily clearing snow outside schools but for bum-mouth-and-fanny-raping little children. Clearing snow is not a crime. Do you see now John?

Got any more jokes I can pick apart for you? I've got a red pen handy and massive cup of tea.
 
#5
His name was Saville, it doesn't really sound that much like 'shovel.' Unless you've got a whole piece of toast in your gob. Also those two aren't famous for busily clearing snow outside schools but for bum-mouth-and-fanny-raping little children. Clearing snow is not a crime. Do you see now John?

Got any more jokes I can pick apart for you? I've got a personality problem and massive chip on my shouulder.
I bet you're just so much fun out on the piss.

Oh, you're "Temperance society", explains soooooo much.
 

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#6
they say 13% of people live next to paedophiles, i don't, i live next to a 13 year old girl with lavly tits!
 
#7
His name was Saville, it doesn't really sound that much like 'shovel.' Unless you've got a whole piece of toast in your gob. Also those two aren't famous for busily clearing snow outside schools but for bum-mouth-and-fanny-raping little children. Clearing snow is not a crime. Do you see now John?

Got any more jokes I can pick apart for you? I've got a red pen handy and massive cup of tea.
Please.

No invites for Christmas.
 

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