Paedo workmen.

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by Nobby Sapper, Jan 24, 2013.

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  1. Police are on the look out for 2 paedo workmen clearing snow from outside primary schools.

    Their names have been released as "Jimmy Shovel" and "Gary Gritter".
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  2. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

  3. His name was Saville, it doesn't really sound that much like 'shovel.' Unless you've got a whole piece of toast in your gob. Also those two aren't famous for busily clearing snow outside schools but for bum-mouth-and-fanny-raping little children. Clearing snow is not a crime. Do you see now John?

    Got any more jokes I can pick apart for you? I've got a red pen handy and massive cup of tea.
  4. I bet you're just so much fun out on the piss.

    Oh, you're "Temperance society", explains soooooo much.
  5. Signallers

    Signallers Book Reviewer

    they say 13% of people live next to paedophiles, i don't, i live next to a 13 year old girl with lavly tits!
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  6. Please.

    No invites for Christmas.
  7. Sexy kids have a lot to answer for.