Yes, but at least that's still legal in some countries!
Firstly The Mirror said it was one of Windsor castles guards - Knobs, HCav don't do that, it also said that it was a member of the HCav, not LG or RHG/D, which I would have thought they'd try to find out has Harry & Will's are RHG/D (when Will's is in the mood anyway), and finally, a 37 year old trooper? Most lads are at least a CoH (Sgt) by then!
Gosh, that brings back memories. There was a DS, must be 15 years ago who was involved in the busting of a gay porn VHS 'ring' as it were. We had to look at the tapes and he said, "If you don't mind, I'll stand outside the room. I can't watch this filth"
"Nay bother", we said and all the time the tape was on, he kept sticking his head round the door and saying "you'll not believe what happens next".
What happened next was Al Parker, the star of said film, shoved a traffic cone up his arse. Now that's what I call talent. It would have been even better if he had played extracts from Porgy and Bess on his **** trumpet, but it was a porn film, not a musical.