Paedo probe at Windsor Castle.

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by The13thDukeOfWybourne, Sep 1, 2011.

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  1. Would a paedo not get more joy from probing at a kid?
  2. Why aren't the Old Bill sharing the video?!? Selfish *****.
  3. They broke it after repeatadly rewinding & pausing it at the money shot.
  4. You can't share VHS via the web. It has to be digital, so they wouldn't have that problem. C- see me after class for more peado-material-sharing lessons.

    Oh, and drag yourself out of the 80s.
  5. One is aware of that, cunto. :)

    But for slight comedic effect I was carrying on in the vein that you started (see my bold).

    P.S. I'll be slightly late for my tutorial as I have an 11yr old to finger.
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  6. I hope it's not that young Sarah-Jane. She's a proper dirty slag, and far too advanced for your skills.
  7. No, it's her brother Stewie.
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  8. He's clearly a sick bastard!

    I thought Household Cavalry only did boys.
  9. And wanked horses off.
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  10. Yes, but at least that's still legal in some countries!

    Firstly The Mirror said it was one of Windsor castles guards - Knobs, HCav don't do that, it also said that it was a member of the HCav, not LG or RHG/D, which I would have thought they'd try to find out has Harry & Will's are RHG/D (when Will's is in the mood anyway), and finally, a 37 year old trooper? Most lads are at least a CoH (Sgt) by then!
  11. He's a fullscrew.
  12. J_D

    J_D LE

    Definitely screwed, either way
  13. Gosh, that brings back memories. There was a DS, must be 15 years ago who was involved in the busting of a gay porn VHS 'ring' as it were. We had to look at the tapes and he said, "If you don't mind, I'll stand outside the room. I can't watch this filth"

    "Nay bother", we said and all the time the tape was on, he kept sticking his head round the door and saying "you'll not believe what happens next".

    What happened next was Al Parker, the star of said film, shoved a traffic cone up his arse. Now that's what I call talent. It would have been even better if he had played extracts from Porgy and Bess on his **** trumpet, but it was a porn film, not a musical.
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  14. Was the DS outside furiously wanking away?