Paedo Pool

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Legs, Dec 6, 2012.

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  1. Jimmy Saville, Dave Lee Travis, Max Clifford. Who else is to be arrested for sex crimes. My votes are (in no particular order):

    Noel Edmonds
    Philip Schofield
    Mr Blobby
    Aled Jones
  2. Chris Moyles
  3. Done already.
  4. 123

    123 LE

    Still say Timmy Mallet
    Gene Pitney
    Englebert Humperdinck
    Terry Wogan
    Michael Parkinson
    John Inman
  5. Sally James
    Harriet Harman
    Davina MaColl
    Cilla(blind date) Black
    and Barbara Woodhouse.
  6. Who has been done already?
    And in which hole?
    Pictures not necessarily needed.

    A mixed bag of suspects:

    Bruce Forsyth
    Patrick Moore
    David Attenborough
    Jeremy Kyle
  7. All the fucking back benches and judges.
  8. 123

    123 LE

  9. Margaret Thatcher,the milk thieving bitchfucker.
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  10. There's a niche market there for Werther's Unoriginals.
  11. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    No I tried that niche with Maynards & she stuck to her seat.

    But I tried it with a woman.
  12. He's hiding in my attic.
  13. John (The clue's in the name) Craven.
    Ben (I got fingered by Jimmy) Fogle.
  14. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    A shaky interviewer.