Paddys new coat

#1
My mate Paddy just called and said he’s got a bargain in Harrods. He said he bought an £1800 coat for £25. Paddy said the label stated that it was slightly imperfect but he had a good look over it and all he could find wrong was that one of the sleeves was 1 cm shorter than the other two.
 
#3
I was talking to an old Int. Corps. friend on our Op Banner tours. " How did you like County Down?"

"Hasn't been the same since Carol Vordermann left!!" he replied.
 
#4
Mick was walking to his mate Paddys farm, he could hear Sex Bomb booming from the barn.
Mick approached and through the door could see Paddy dressed in a Cameo thong thrusting his hips in time to music at a rusty old Massey Ferguson.
"what the fuck are you doing Paddy?"

A very embarrassed Paddy starts to explain how his sex life is poor and had saught medical advice, " the doc suggested I do something sexy to a tractor"

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