Paddy walked into the doctors surgery early one Monday morning complaining of the worst back pain. . . ever!!! "And what were you up to that brought this on?" said the doc "Well, I was having sex doggy fashion for the whole of the weekend." replied Paddy. "Could you not have tried it face to face?" the doctor asked. "I tried that" said Paddy, "But the dog kept lickin' me face !!!!!"