Paddy was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a café when
>an English tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him. Paddy politely
>ignored the Englishman who nevertheless started up a conversation.
>The Englishman snapped his gum and said "Do you Irish people eat the whole
>bread?" Paddy frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast,
>and replied "Of course".
>The Englishman blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In England we only eat what's
>inside. We collect the crusts in a container, recycle them, transform them
>into croissants and sell them to Ireland". The Englishman had a smirk on
>his face. Paddy listened in silence.
>The Englishman persisted. "Do you eat jam with the bread?" Sighing, Paddy
>replied "Of course."
>Cracking his gum between his teeth, the Englishman said, "We don't. In
>England we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the Peels, seeds
>and leftovers in containers recycle them, transform them into jam and sell
>it to Ireland."
>Paddy then asked "Do you have S*x in England?"
>The Englishman smiled and said, "Why of course we do."
>Paddy leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with the condoms
>once you've used them?"
>"We throw them away of course."
>Now it was Paddy's turn to smile. "We don't. In Ireland, we put them in a
>container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to
>England. Why do you think it's called Wrigley's?!!"

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