Paddy was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafÃ© when >an English tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him. Paddy politely >ignored the Englishman who nevertheless started up a conversation. > >The Englishman snapped his gum and said "Do you Irish people eat the whole >bread?" Paddy frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, >and replied "Of course". > >The Englishman blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In England we only eat what's >inside. We collect the crusts in a container, recycle them, transform them >into croissants and sell them to Ireland". The Englishman had a smirk on >his face. Paddy listened in silence. > >The Englishman persisted. "Do you eat jam with the bread?" Sighing, Paddy >replied "Of course." > >Cracking his gum between his teeth, the Englishman said, "We don't. In >England we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the Peels, seeds >and leftovers in containers recycle them, transform them into jam and sell >it to Ireland." > >Paddy then asked "Do you have S*x in England?" >The Englishman smiled and said, "Why of course we do." >Paddy leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with the condoms >once you've used them?" >"We throw them away of course." > >Now it was Paddy's turn to smile. "We don't. In Ireland, we put them in a >container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to >England. Why do you think it's called Wrigley's?!!"