Paddy the Moslem Recruit

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  1. Paddy a new young Moslem converted ex Catholic was asked by the Taliban to smuggle some home made explosives into Sarposa prison, on the western edge of Kandahar city, Afghanistan.

    Being a bit inexperienced he telephoned his mum in Belfast and asked her how she had got a file to his dad when he was imprisoned by the Brits in Long Kesh.

    His Mam told him "I put it into a cake."

    A US military patrol was passing through his village next morning when a bread oven exploded. It took them weeks to get the raisins off their body armour.