Paddy, Taffy and Jock

Paddy, Taffy and Jock are sat in the local boozer having a pint. Paddy says: "Y'know lads, my wife's just bought a new car...she don't even drive!"

'Thats nothing," replies Taffy, "my wife's just bought a washing machine and she don't even do any washing."

To this, Jock said, "My wife's packed her suitcase full of condoms and fucked off to Spain, and she don't even have a cock!"

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