Paddy & shaun

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  1. Paddy and Shaun down their shovels for a break.
    Paddy says to Shaun "here Shaun, try one o' dees sandwiches"
    Shaun takes one and bites into it - "what the hell is in these Paddy?" says
    Shaun
    "Crab Paste" says Paddy.
    Be Jaysus, where did you get it from" says Shaun.
    Paddy replies........."I saw it in the Chemist this morning"
     
  2. The name is spelt Sean. Or Seán.
    Just so as you don't make yourself look thick when you're telling your paddy jokes. To be sure.
     
  3. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Of course it is - Sean of the Sheep

    and

    Sean of the Dead

    or indeed a whole bunch of Sean's
     
  4. Of course it is Shawn, Shaun, etc., for English people and other such dullard foreigners who can't spell their own name.
    Seán/ Sean is a Paddy.
     
  5. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Don't you mean Sean is an Irishman if you wish to retain your pedantic way.

    BTW just in case it had passed your notice, this is in the jokes section. :)
     
  6. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    So Sean is Irish?

    Who's going to tell Sir Sean Connery?

    Sean Penn?

    Sean Combs?
     
  7. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Connery is an Irish Walt - his real name is Tom!
     

  8. It is Tam shoorly
     
  9. My Grandads name is Shaun, Born in Ballincollig near Cork. He was named after his Grandad. My cousin is also called Shaun also from Cork. Don't actually think its law that if you're Irish you must spell it Sean.
     
  10. Surely it should be Padraig if we're going to be petty and pedantic about this...
     
  11. What about Scene Bourne from Sharpe?
     
  12. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    You are trying to follow this thread, aren't you?
     
  13. I know that, I was hoping to read something funny but I was disappointed.
    I wrote a funny, but it seems I have upset some of the sensitive types..
     
  14. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I said 'jokes' section - nobody said it would be funny.