Paddy & shaun

#1
Paddy and Shaun down their shovels for a break.
Paddy says to Shaun "here Shaun, try one o' dees sandwiches"
Shaun takes one and bites into it - "what the hell is in these Paddy?" says
Shaun
"Crab Paste" says Paddy.
Be Jaysus, where did you get it from" says Shaun.
Paddy replies........."I saw it in the Chemist this morning"
 
#2
The name is spelt Sean. Or Seán.
Just so as you don't make yourself look thick when you're telling your paddy jokes. To be sure.
 
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#5
Of course it is Shawn, Shaun, etc., for English people and other such dullard foreigners who can't spell their own name.
Seán/ Sean is a Paddy.
Don't you mean Sean is an Irishman if you wish to retain your pedantic way.

BTW just in case it had passed your notice, this is in the jokes section. :)
 

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#6
So Sean is Irish?

Who's going to tell Sir Sean Connery?

Sean Penn?

Sean Combs?
 

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#7
Connery is an Irish Walt - his real name is Tom!
 
#9
My Grandads name is Shaun, Born in Ballincollig near Cork. He was named after his Grandad. My cousin is also called Shaun also from Cork. Don't actually think its law that if you're Irish you must spell it Sean.
 
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BTW just in case it had passed your notice, this is in the jokes section. :)
I know that, I was hoping to read something funny but I was disappointed.
I wrote a funny, but it seems I have upset some of the sensitive types..
 
#16
Paddy and Shaun down their shovels for a break.
Paddy says to Shaun "here Shaun, try one o' dees sandwiches"
Shaun takes one and bites into it - "what the hell is in these Paddy?" says
Shaun
"Crab Paste" says Paddy.
Be Jaysus, where did you get it from" says Shaun.
Paddy replies........."I saw it in the Chemist this morning"

I don't get it. Why is this Paddy bloke handing out sandwiches that belong to O'dees????
 
#17
You are trying to follow this thread, aren't you?
I'm just bored actually mate. Can't go out because 'Er Indoors has invited her brother and his snotty wife for a meal.

Fuck 'em, I might go to the legion and sulk.
 
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I'm just bored actually mate. Can't go out because 'Er Indoors has invited her brother and his snotty wife for a meal.

Fuck 'em, I might go to the legion and sulk.
Just goes to show how wonderful the institution of divorce is :)
 

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