Paddy n Murphy join up.....

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Paddy n Murphy join the Army and are posted to Iraq. On their first day Paddy steps on a mine....booom!!...."I'm focking good at dis Murphy, I found a mine already!"......
Paddy then screams at Murphy, "Jesus focking christ almighty Murphy, I've lost both mee legs!"...Murphy replies.."Paddy you are a lying cont!..they're over there in the field!"... :roll:
 
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