paddy in jail

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by phil245, Jan 14, 2011.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    Paddy gets sent to prison and is put in a cell with big black Leroy. After lights out, Leroy drops his trousers and pulls out a dick the size of a baseball bat, He swings it against the bars and they bend, he swings it against the toilet and it breaks. He then says to Paddy " I am going to shove this right up your arse" Paddy says " Thank fcuk for that, I thought you were going to hit me with it".