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Paddy, his mate Mick.... and a blonde

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Paddy and Mick were in the town square, they were standing at the base of a flagpole looking up.
A blonde walked up and asked what they were doing.
Paddy replied that they had been sent by the council to measure the hight of the flagpole.
The blonde took an adjustable spanner from her hand bag, she
loosened a few nuts and bolts, then laid the flagpole down on the ground. She took a tape measure from her pocket, laid it along the pole, announced that it was twenty three feet six inches, then walked off.
Mick scratched his head then said...."Well Paddy, isn't that just typical for a blonde,....we need the height of the pole and she gives us the length :? :?
 

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