Paddy and Mick

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by CptDanjou, Jun 22, 2012.

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  1. Paddy and Mick were sitting' outside the pub drinking guiness when a large truck hauling rolls and rolls of turf went by.

    "I'm gonna do that when I win the lottery," said Paddy.

    "Do what?" asked Mick.

    "Send my lawn out to be mowed," answered Paddy.
  2. You could have at least brushed off the cobwebs :)