My dad told me a dit a few years back. He was fresh out of depot, and had to spend his first week in Battalion running around doing all sorts of bone tasks. One afternoon he was sent down to the MT to collect a car, and to then go in to town to collect a platoon officer's wife from some sort of shopping trip.'If it isn't me, it'll be somebody else', springs to mind.
Yep, wimmin get itchy britches as well.
Dad told me that she blatantly put it on him during the drive back to camp.
Apparently, she would do this to quite a few of the o/r as well.
At the time, dad said that he was still a virgin, and couldn't get away from her quick enough!