Packed lunch

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by OKCHU, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A little boy and girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their packed lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on for ages until one day he noticed that her sandwich was tuna & mayonnaise.

    He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?"

    She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it."

    "Why?" he asked.

    She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!"

    "Let me see" he said.

    "Okay" and she pulled down her pants.

    He looked and said, "You're right ... you are! Better not eat any more chicken."

    He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought cheddar cheese & pickle. He said to the girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches too, I'm starting to get feathers down there as well."

    She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her. She took one look and yelled, “Oh my God, it’s too late … you’ve already got the neck and giblets!”