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#1
The US Military just can't get enough acronyms...

here's a whole new bunch just to help soldiers find quality tottie that won't send them a ' Dear John ' after a few weeks in the sandpit.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2006-02-04-army-spouse_x.htm

right troops..before entering the drinking establishment, make sure you have your erasable plastic checklist with you...
 
#2
So the ones returning from Sandy or Anistan who manage to avoid yellow ribbon trip hazards and (see "another way to die" thread) survive motorbike crashes, then get divorced! It's a minefield back there. Blimey.

Do these courses run a practical phase? Fun being a DS on that........

"No son, she is trailer trash......"
"No son, she has a mullet....."
"No son, check out the banjo she's carrying and the unsettlingly mutant brother..."
 
#3
now that would be a great help, wouldn't it?.. Official Army Wingman assigned to each trooper to help him steer his way through and talk him up to potentials.. " See my pal over there?.. He's a DeltaGreenBeretSeal just back from a secret assignment. He's seen some sad and bad stuff and could really use a soft shoulder to cry on..." or, maybe steer the babe's ugly sister/chaperone to a corner so that he could have clear run...
 
#4
Rocketeer said:
or, maybe steer the babe's ugly sister/chaperone to a corner so that he could have clear run...
They also serve, who shag the ugly ones. We will remember them.
 
#5
Good spot Rocketbloke, but humour aside, this article merely serves to underline how seriously the US Armed Forces take personal investment in thier people - however ridiculous the T/FLAs are! :)
 

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