Oznamong and the Backdoors?

Come on now admit it. You would bash in Oznamong`s Backdoors if you were..........

  • a) Not Married

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  • b) Drunk as a skunk

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  • c) A Window Licker (MLARRRRRRRR)

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  • d) Could use a shovel and a 12 Inch long Tent Peg

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  • e) Herr Doktor has pumped you full of Mind Bending Drugs

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  • f) You ain't proud and because Loch ist Loch ja?

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#1
Well she's been here a while now and has obviously made an impression on us all.

Now, come on, be honest, would you REALLY do her? Even if she only wants to hump occifers.


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#2
Duck dude

you have a larf or what !!....Kick 'er back doors in...feckin' right I would ! and going back to MDN's thread on purple parade polish...she could get a right buff on my Fat Albert anyday.

I think she's alright..or am i pissed ??
 
#3
mincin said:
Duck dude

you have a larf or what !!....Kick 'er back doors in...feckin' right I would ! and going back to MDN's thread on purple parade polish...she could get a right buff on my Fat Albert anyday.

I think she's alright..or am i pissed ??
Mate, I like one of MDN's previous quotes, which, sort of, sums it up for me.

Now then, I never said I wouldn't slip her a crippler, but she'd have to wear a Natalie Imbruglia mask for anything other than doggy.
Still she does seem to have decent norks - so maybe that's at least one redeeming feature.

8O
 
#4
Duck Dodgers said:
mincin said:
Duck dude

you have a larf or what !!....Kick 'er back doors in...feckin' right I would ! and going back to MDN's thread on purple parade polish...she could get a right buff on my Fat Albert anyday.

I think she's alright..or am i pissed ??
Mate, I like one of MDN's previous quotes, which, sort of, sums it up for me.

Now then, I never said I wouldn't slip her a crippler, but she'd have to wear a Natalie Imbruglia mask for anything other than doggy.
Still she does seem to have decent norks - so maybe that's at least one redeeming feature.

8O
Duck.

Fair one !!...STW it is then and and special gift of 'man necklace' for the lucky lady..

(.)(.)
 
#7
seriously...I think she alright...more than alright....but then I've no chance 'cos she's like a private heathcare injection....

Posh p**ks only !
 
#8
mincin said:
seriously...I think she alright...more than alright....but then I've no chance 'cos she's like a private heathcare injection....

Posh p**ks only !
I dunno mate.

She can't be THAT fussy, after all, she's still floating about here, speaking to all us untermensch, despite all the insults, and invitations to explore the benefits of sex and travel, we've been flinging at her.

PM her - never know yer luck!


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#11
is this her?



and if so, yes! :D
 
#12
But she is German and talks more shite than I do.

Mind you, she can't talk German with her mouth full.
 
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#13
Dale, she's a damn sight better looking than you pet (And she's got tits.)

And her teeth ain't all yellow like yours.
 
#14
Biscuits_AB said:
Dale, she's a damn sight better looking than you pet (And she's got tits.)

And her teeth ain't all yellow like yours.
hey hey funny guy - when was the last time you saw me? I pay £4.90 a day to keep my false teeth that colour. Get a room you two :roll:
 
#16
Biscuits_AB said:
Get an empty house you plain sexy looking woman so I can do it to you. I like it when you squeal - like a little baby rabbit when you shag them. I like shagging little baby rabbits.
Biscuits - I never knew you cared.
 
#17
Agent_Smith said:
is this her?



and if so, yes! :D
Don't you think she looks a bit like Mrs Doyle from Father Ted?

 
#20
I AM NOT A MONG! :twisted:

Anyway, I am surprised about the poll.
Should I feel honored now?

About the Back doors: I still have something to say about that, too, haven't I?
I am not a Porn Queen after all :!: :!: :!:
 

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