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Mark The Convict

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#7
A true Artist like yourself would incorporate that into his Art, like that Brett Whitely fella. Only without the hopeless heroin addiction, one hopes.
 

Fang_Farrier

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Without wishing to denegrate your efforts, from a reference point of view your picture is useless as there is no scale. We could be looking at a small snot on a square of toilet paper, a medium one on a tissue or a massive one on a piece of kitchen roll.

Next time, please place a standard size object next to snot, a ruler would be ideal but a coin would suffice.

Thanks

The judging committee.
 
#15
No pics, I'm afraid. Easy to do though. Just siphon up vast amounts of ale, then crack an egg into a saucer. Finger on one nostril and hoover it up with the other. Crack another egg and change nostrils.

I guarantee you'll hardly be able to breathe through your nose in the morning and every time you hack one up or blow your nose for the next week, you'll get the congealed crusty yolk thing, along with the full flavour and slight sweetness decay brings. Fun for the whole family.
 
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goatrutar

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#16
Without wishing to denegrate your efforts, from a reference point of view your picture is useless as there is no scale. We could be looking at a small snot on a square of toilet paper, a medium one on a tissue or a massive one on a piece of kitchen roll.

Next time, please place a standard size object next to snot, a ruler would be ideal but a coin would suffice.

Thanks

The judging committee.
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It was a couple of scrunched up sheets of arse carpet. I'll blast snot over a ruler next time.


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goatrutar

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#17
No pics, I'm afraid. Easy to do though. Just siphon up vast amounts of ale, then crack an egg into a saucer. Finger on one nostril and hoover it up with the other. Crack another egg and change nostrils.

I guarantee you'll hardly be able to breathe through your nose in the morning and every time you hack one up or blow your nose for the next week, you'll get the congealed crusty yolk thing, along with the full flavour and slight sweetness decay brings. Fun for the whole family.
Fucking lush.


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Mark The Convict

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#18
One could add milk for extra rancidity, and freshly cracked pepper/tabasco sauce for the explosive slurry-sneeze effect. Yummy!
 

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