I’ve never seen mention of his wife though- and I thought he’d been made honorary Colonel?and yes he’s a Captain I’ve seen the proof
The cheery approach usually (but not always) works in Africa better than the angry one.
Anyway, back to my sexual peccadilloes:
Pretty much anything
Would sir like wax with that?
As an aside, I wonder how many of our currently serving brothers and sisters know what a bumper or Bass Broom actually look like or know how to use them or more importantly, know the consequences of not using them?
I've always thought them overated. But each to their own.
You must be talking about electric floor polishers ?More importantly, how many have jumped on and tried to drive the bumper down a corridor, and how far did you get before you stacked it?
As a hypothetical situation, what if a married woman comes up to a single bloke and asks him for a shag cos she's gagging for it, to the point that she says he can stick it anywhere. Would that be classed as having an affair?
And would it count if it was an arranged marriage and she was a petite Asian girl whose hubby wasn't paying her the proper attention? Cos if she wasn't a Christian then technically that would make her a heathen and fair game in the eyes of the lord.
Asking for a friend.
We have 9 kids between us and 11 grandkids, they are all a pain in the arrse at various times and at different levels and will remain so until Ragnarok, gawd luv 'em all.Yeah.. What Whey Aye Banzai said.
If there's kids involved walk away. It'll cause you grief in the long run.
Learn from the voice of experience. Mrs OS has 2 kids, we had previous from school, one thing led to another..... Although we have now been married for 15 years, her kids are a pain in the fecking arse!